Total Medals Earned: 171 (From 29 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,180 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (260/260 points)
Click 100 Times
Click 250 Times
Click 500 Times
Click 1000 Times
Click 2500 Times
The worst pico in the history.
One Medal Left, and it's over.
Finally, 10,000 Clicks, I am so tried.
Purchase your first click!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (105/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 30/30 (425/425 points)
Completed the first level! WOW!
Completed level 2!
Completed level 3!
Completed level 4!
Completed level 5!
Completed level 6!
Completed level 7!
Completed level 8!
Completed level 9!
Completed level 10!
Completed level 11!
Completed level 12!
Completed level 13!
Completed level 14!
Halfway There! Completed level 15!
Completed level 16!
Completed level 17!
Completed level 18!
Completed level 19!
Completed level 20!
Completed level 21!
Completed level 22!
Completed level 23!
Completed level 24!
Completed level 25!
Completed level 26!
Completed level 27!
Completed level 28!
Completed level 29!
Completed the final level!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/30 points)
You died
You won
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (30/30 points)
Got the cherries
Got the coins!
Got the lemons
Got the melons
Got the sevens!
Got the plumms!